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After days of …..
Gone Crackers:
Man 1: I say, I say, my dog has no nose
Man 2: Well I never! How does he smell?
Man 1: Terrible!
=the man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully re-covered
=a bike in town keeps running me over – it’s a vicious cycle
=past present and future walked into a …. it was tense
=1S2A3F4E5T6Y7 – safety in numbers
=I before E except after C is disproved by Science
=research has shown that 6 out of 7 dwarves aren’t happy
=eat more doughnuts – it’s the original hole food
=i’m terrified of elevators and i’m taking steps to avoid them
=if ignorance is bliss there should be more happy people
=i ordered a chicken and an egg off the internet to see which comes first
=never iron a four leaf clover – you don’t want to press your luck
=to whoever stole my Microsoft Office – i will find you – you have my Word
=alligators can grow up to 20ft but most only grow 4
=i saw a baguette at the zoo – it was bread in captivity
=stupidity knows no boundaries but it knows a lot of people
=my fear of moving stairs is escalating …..
If you have pulled your Crackers and discovered more terrible jokes… please share them… christmascracker@stcatherines-stuttgart.de
from the Webteam……
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
May peace wrap its arms around you
May peace wrap its arms around you
May peace wrap its arms around you
For Christmas this year
May your heart be filled with wonder
May your heart be filled with wonder
May your heart be filled with wonder
For Christmas this year
Caption Competition:
The twelve Days of Christmas:
feel free to sing along –
On the FIRST day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
A Partridge in a Pear Tree.
On the TWELFTH day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
12 Drummers Drumming
11 Pipers Piping
10 Lords a Leaping
9 Ladies Dancing
8 Maids a Milking
7 Swans a Swimming
6 Geese a Laying
5 Gooooooolden Rings
4 Calling Birds
3 French Hens
2 Turtle Doves and
A Partridge in a Pear Tree…..
Carol Quiz Interlude – how many can you work out
OIRDC
AFTROG
ICUTMC
HTHAS
OCAYF
AIAM
JTTWTLIC
OCT
THATI
AWGMOO
Name the Soloist –
how much do you need to listen to, to recognise the voice
Carol Quiz Interlude – how many can you work out
LLTLTC
LDLD
SATWS
SNHN
GCMR
GRYMG
ALYB
LJSS
ITBM
WTKOOA
We Three Kings – a pandemic parody:
